"I Can Hunt. My Mom Sucks" Dog Collar
The “I Can Hunt. My Mom Sucks.” Dog Collar is made for the bird dog that finds more birds than the guy carrying the shotgun. Built with bright blaze orange visibility and a sense of humor every upland hunter understands, this funny hunting dog collar is perfect for hardworking retrievers, pointers, flushers, and hunting dogs that constantly show up their owners in the field.
Designed for durability and comfort, this blaze orange dog collar stands out in CRP grass, cattail sloughs, shelterbelts, and upland cover while adding personality to every hunt. Whether your dog is locking up roosters, busting through thick cover, or retrieving ducks better than your shooting performance, this collar lets everyone know who the real hunter is.
Perfect for pheasant hunters, upland bird hunters, duck hunters, and bird dog owners who appreciate good dogs and even better hunting jokes.
Features:
- Bright blaze orange color for high visibility in the field
- Funny “I Can Hunt. My Mom Sucks.” text design
- Durable construction built for active hunting dogs
- Comfortable fit for retrievers, pointers, spaniels, and flushing dogs
- Great for pheasant hunting, duck hunting, upland bird hunting, and training days
- Fun gift for bird dog owners and hunting buddies
More details
- Durable 100% polyester webbing
- 92% polyester, 8% spandex collar inside
- Black 100% polyester sponge collar inside padding
- 3 sizes available: S 11.8″–17.8″ (30–45 cm), M 13.5″–20.5″ (35–52 cm), L 14.8″–23.8″ (38–60 cm)
- Adjustable collar length
- Collar width: 1″ (2.54 cm)
- Black plastic main buckle, adjustable buckle, and strap holder
- Care instructions: hand wash with mild detergent or machine wash on a gentle cycle in a mesh bag; air dry
These products can be shipped to the following countries:
Austria, Australia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France (mainland only), Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican City), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain (excluding Ibiza), Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States (excluding certain regions—see below).
Shipping is not available to:
Overseas territories (e.g., Guadeloupe, French Polynesia), U.S. territories and remote areas, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, and Military bases.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: RunDownRiver
- Email: contact@support.rundownriver.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for pets. Hand wash with mild detergent or machine wash on a gentle cycle in a mesh bag. Air dry. Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, phthalates, bisphenols and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
3 sizes available:
- S 11.8″–17.8″ (30–45 cm),
- M 13.5″–20.5″ (35–52 cm),
- L 14.8″–23.8″ (38–60 cm)
- Slide the Tri-Glide: Find the plastic tri-glide buckle and slide the strap through it until the adjustable section reaches the opposite end of the collar.
- Pull to Extend: Pull the loose end of the strap outward to extend the collar to its maximum length.
- The Keeper Loop: The keeper loop may feel stiff at first — this is by design. It keeps the extra strap in place so the collar stays secure and won't slip or resize on its own.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
